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www.groovekorea.com / June 2014 46 ddeoKBoKKi: sTicKy rice  caKes ‘n sTuff At the main branch of Yeopki Ddeokbokki in Dongdae- mun, cartons of Coolpis (a yogurty, fire-quenching mouth  cooler) sat ominously on every table. We opted for “hard- core rice cake” Set A, with extra goodies like egg and  dumplings, and added cheese and a side of boneless  chicken feet, just to be professional about it.  Ian: Another level of intensity from what you usually ex- pect for this: really, really spicy, just on the cusp of intolera- ble. Koreans say to eat the egg first with spicy food, since  it helps the gut handle it, but I had popped two heartburn  pills before this adventure and quietly congratulated myself  on my forethought. The chicken feet were surprisingly mild  — more of a smoky BBQ. The odeng pieces, though? They  soaked up a ton of sauce and gave the biggest hit out of  Mugyo-dong naKJi: ocTopus  TenTacles sMoThered in fire There are hundreds of restaurants named Mugyo-dong Nakji  nationwide, so we headed to the one behind City Hall. It’s a ren- ovated hanok called Youngest Sister Nakji, and on this particular  evening every seat was occupied by flush-faced office workers.  Celebrity signatures adorned the walls and gruff ajummas quickly  appeared with nakji bokkeum (mixed octopus) and clam soup. Ian: My heartburn sucks lately (gee, I wonder why), so I chugged  some chocolate milk beforehand to prepare for this place; it was  old-school, authentic Koreana. The octopus was tasty and paired  well with the relative simplicity of the clam soup. At first it was a  tangy spice — I didn’t get why the guys next to us were beet- red — but I soon learned that it was a creeper, and that the oil  for the side of bibimbap was a catalyst, ratcheting it up. Both of  us broke into a sweat at exactly the same time. Damn spicy, but  not wholly miserable. Increased booze intake resulted in drunken  sweaty conversation with our neighbors. Solidarity! Matt: I was expecting something a lot spicier, but I left the octo- pus house relatively undamaged. The sauce was nice and garlicky,  and I enjoyed the vibe of the place: stressed-out salarymen and  -women kicking back with therapeutically spicy food and plenty of  alcohol. The octopus had a lingering sting to it and I found myself  digging into the huge heap of bean sprouts when the sauce’s  boomerang effect started to hit. I’d recommend this dish to any- one who wants to test the waters.  FOOD & DRINK Edited by Shelley DeWees (shelley@groovekorea.com) the whole crock-pot of foolishness. We definitely went to Little Russia for beer  afterwards.  Matt: I was skeptical that a street snack could be turned into a meal, but we  ordered a little extra and ended up satisfied. It got hotter and hotter as the broth  boiled down and the spiciness built up — slowly, like a symphony. A flaming  sym- phony. When all was said and done, though, it was just children’s food, give or take  a few mouth ulcers. And the chicken feet had no effect whatsoever. Yet for my  scoffing attitude, I was struck down the next day with several bowel attacks that  left me pale and fragile. Lesson learned.  it got hot t er and hot t er as t he brot h boiled down and t he sPiciness buil t uP —  sl owl y , like a sy mPho ny . a flaming sy mPho ny .