37page
37 S t o r y  a n d  P h o t o s  b y  J o s h  F o r e m a n The rise of  the sandwich ich pioneers E ach time Paris Baguette makes a sand- wich, John Montagu’s corpse howls  from its grave. He is the man credited  with inventing the sandwich, and Paris  Baguette shits upon his memory. Though Paris  Baguette is not alone in its offense, it is repre- sentative of the norm, and sandwich aficiona- dos in Korea have noticed. As summed up by  the Seoul Sandwich Lovers’ Facebook page:  “Korea is where sandwich craft comes to die.”  To understand the depth of the problem, it’s  necessary to sit and stare at a bad Korean  sandwich, thinking about each part. Take the  Paris Baguette “Lunch Sandwich,” for example.  It costs 5,000 won and comes quartered and  laid to rest in a clear, plastic coffin. The stench  of sweet pickle and processed cheese escapes  as you exhume it from its covering. There it sits,  cross-sectioned, showing you what awaits:  meager layers of lettuce, tomato, unpeeled  cucumber, bell pepper, white cheese goo and  “ham.” The Lunch Sandwich is not only an af- front to Montagu, but to cucumbers as well.  Let me explain. The sandwich features cu- cumbers two ways: some sliced lengthwise,  skin-on, and others that have been pickled to  oblivion. The skin-on cucumber is sliced too  thick and the skin has the mouthfeel of one  of those plastic rings you take off the top of a  2-gallon milk jug back home. The pickles are  — as every expat here knows — mushy, sweet  and overpowering. They’re also the most no- ticeable smell and taste of the sandwich. The  slices of ham are only molecules thick, the let- tuce is too crunchy and the cheese is some sort  of gooey, processed un-cheese. The bell pep- pers appear to be added for the sole purpose of  rendering the texture even more offensive. The  sandwich’s bread has the quality of Life cereal  that’s been soaked in milk and then left to dry  in a strange, flaky layer.  These sandwiches are all over Seoul, at Paris  Baguette and a thousand other bakeries and  cafés. At least the Lunch Sandwich is free of  jam.  But before I get carried away, let’s remember  that we’re not here to bash Korean sandwich- es. Actually, quite the opposite: A handful of  restaurants in the city are, like John Connor  fighting an army of Terminators, leading a re- sistance. They are few and far between, but  there are great sandwicheries in Seoul. “Over the past couple of years a few more  restaurants have opened with sandwiches as  their main concept,” said Wahid Naciri, owner  of Casablanca Sandwicherie in Haebangcheon.  “From classic sandwiches to signature sand- wiches, restaurateurs in the business now are  working very hard at taking the sandwich thing  to the next level.”   Naciri compares the sandwich boom in Seoul  to the influx of craft beer in the expat communi- ty in recent years. “I’m very proud of the people  I know near and far in the beer industry,” he  said. “Without them we’d still be in the dark.  Flip the image and that’s what’s starting to hap- pen to sandwich culture in Korea.” This month, Groove Korea shows you five of  the trendsetters, spread across five different  neighborhoods. These restaurants all bring  something special to the table: Their sandwich- es are original, they use fresh ingredients, they  are prepared and presented lovingly and they’re  made to order. These restaurants understand  that texture is an important part of constructing  a sandwich. They bake their own bread, or are  using artisanal bread from bakeries in the city.  They are well seasoned, flavorful and complex.  The sandwiches featured in this story range  in style, but they’re all among the best you’ll  find in Korea. We’ll take a look at a fried cod  sandwich from a European-style bakery in  Gyeongnidan, a chicken sandwich from a Mo- roccan restaurant in Haebangcheon, a thick  club from a wildly popular café with locations  across the city, an understated veggie sand- wich from a funky café in the Ewha Womans  University neighborhood and a gloriously hot,  messy cheesesteak from a hole-in-the-wall in  the Children’s Grand Park neighborhood. We’ll  show you other sandwiches from those places  as well.  Seoul’s cottage sandwich industry is bur- geoning right now due to expatriate support,  Naciri said. But he worries expat support might  not be enough to cement a sandwich culture in  Seoul. A change in local tastes is necessary, he  said, to support a real industry.  Visiting one of these five originals — and  bringing a Korean friend along for a taste — is  a good first step in ensuring that Seoul’s sand- wich scene is here to stay.